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Kansas City Royals Confirm: "We Suck"
Published Monday, October 03, 2005 by Gaëtan | E-mail this post
KANSAS CITY, MO- The Kansas City Royals did what they said they would do last night, ending their season 50 games under .500.
Critics said they would never sink that low, but the Royals were determined to make their mark.
"I didn't think they could actually do it, but boy did they shut me up," said FOX Sports announcer Joe Buck after the 7-2 loss to the Blue Jays. "They showed everyone in baseball and the sportsworld that when they say they can do something, they'll do it."
"We did it!" The biggest losers in baseball celebrate
their horrible feat.
Critics said they would never sink that low, but the Royals were determined to make their mark.
"I didn't think they could actually do it, but boy did they shut me up," said FOX Sports announcer Joe Buck after the 7-2 loss to the Blue Jays. "They showed everyone in baseball and the sportsworld that when they say they can do something, they'll do it."
"We did it!" The biggest losers in baseball celebrate
their horrible feat.
"We showed everybody that we can suck, and that feels pretty good right now," said pitcher Runelvys Antonio Hernandez. "I have broken a career season-high in losses, and I'm on top of the world right now...I broke a record mama!" Hernandez finished with a dismally excellent 14 losses. "I'll break the record for a career I'm sure, you'll see," he said, wide smile on his face.
With that we celebrate the 56-106 Kansas City Royals season with a toast, let the champagne flow free in the locker rooms this week, and let the flasks be drained again and again during the off-season, for the winningest losers in baseball.
With that we celebrate the 56-106 Kansas City Royals season with a toast, let the champagne flow free in the locker rooms this week, and let the flasks be drained again and again during the off-season, for the winningest losers in baseball.
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