CHINA- Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a family of chinese merchants of course.

It has been reported by Asian news sources that last week a chicken from a nearby town crossed a road and entered a small merchant household, killing all 3 people within a week. Authorities have taken the chicken in for questioning, but have been running out of investigators because each and every interrogator who has attempted to speak to the chicken has come down with a case of avian flu as well.

"This chicken will stop at nothing before our whole department is dead," said chief of police Eddie Zhang. "He'll be the death of us all!"

Darwantist theorists have long speculated that the avian flu is a way to get rid of some chinese people because "there are too many damn people in that country." The country eclipsed the 1 billion mark moths ago in a highly publicized birth.

The chicken will eventually be put to death and hopefully in the United States KFC market in a couple of weeks.