WINNIPEG- A massive drought of fake news has hit the site as of late, and people are wondering what has happened to its famed author and editor of fake news.

"Seriously, what the fuck is up witht his guy? He makes this rockin' site and updates every fucking day for like three weeks, then he just disappears," says Tyler Buckley, avid reader and superfan of Fake News. "Like dude, WTF?"


Rumors have circulated on some internet forum sites that Gaetan Harris was last seen boarding a plane to Nepal. When asked if his trip was for business or pleasure by the airport customs agent, he simply replied, "religious". This has led fans and readers to think that Harris, 19, has gone on a spiritual journey with an experienced sherpa, or that he's gone to the Kwik-E-Mart headquarters in search of the perfect convenience store burrito. Others speculate he's there to hunt for big-game yeti.

"I know the yeti round this time are migratin' up to the summits for the winter, so he might be tryin to catch 'em in packs," said an old man in a rocking chair with a pipe. "Them there mountains is haunted by crazy yeti ghosts though, so you don't wanna be goin up there without a ghost yeti kit," he said. "So he'll either be killed instatly by a pack of yeti, or them ghost yeti'll petrify him on the spot."

There is also a distinct possibility that Harris has been binge drinking every night for the past month and four days, and is way to fucking hammered or hung over to do anything productive.

No word on wether or not he'll return soon.